just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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