put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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