I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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