she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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