We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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