I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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