It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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