but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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