She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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