Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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