You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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