:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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