I hate your face
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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