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be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant

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(708): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.

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(813): View more from Florida

It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(830): View more from Texas

Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair

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(415): View more from California

Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.

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