I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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