So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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