I think my vagina is haunted
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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