The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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