dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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