At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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