I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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