What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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