she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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