My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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