How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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