Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Oh god it's open bar.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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