With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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