Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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