I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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