Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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