I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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