Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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