captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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