We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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