worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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