Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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