Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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