you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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