DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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