Jerry, you need to find god
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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