Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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