U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We need to get me chipped asap
I deserve this hangover.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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