Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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