wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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