I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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