Whod you bang
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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