So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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