"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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