ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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