i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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