apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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