How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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