pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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