Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
honey bunches of taint.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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