I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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